February 2012
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sometimes i laugh at my tags
because they’re just like
‘#FUCK YOU #YOU’RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE #YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY #WELL IT’S NOT YOU DICK’
shortly followed by a calm and collected ‘#benedict cumberbatch’
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SOMETIMES I GET SAD BECAUSE DEAN WINCHESTER.
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missshirley:
I suspect there are people on my dash who will enjoy this story:
There I am, walking up the street between the pet food store and the grocery store, stopped at the signal of a small cross street, when a man across the way catches my eye. Short dark hair, sipping some fruity concoction through a long straw, wearing headphones and doing a subtle wiggly hip dance in tune to the music....
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motherfuckingfaggotbrigade:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
bless your soul
self proclaimed...
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BUT I WOULD WALK 500 MILES
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girlwithtulle:
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE
JUST TO BE THAT MAN TO FIND A FUCKING AIRPORT
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Fiege confirms Iron Man 3 preview at the end of... →
robertdowneyy:
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wittiarty:
“I’M JUST BEING HONEST HERE. I PUT MY PENIS IN MASHED POTATOES.”
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Cry/Mash Potatoes Fan Fiction
Title: My First Author: Grace (me) Pairing: Young!Cry/Mash Potatoes Rating: PG-13
I don’t know guys. I really don’t know.
Cry looked down at the bowl, gently caressing the smooth glass. The warmth for the recently microwaved material seeped heat into his hands. Tentatively biting his lip, he dipped his finger in the warm, smooth white cream.
He brought the silky mashed potatoes to his...
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So you two fell in love and I stuck my penis into mashed potatoes?
– Cry (ChaoticMonki)
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tuperting:
HOLY
SHIT
ABORT
MISSION
I JUST SENT MY TEACHER JOHNLOCK FIC INSTEAD OF MY HOMEWORK
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A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
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frightenedrabbits:
so we’re all agreed yes
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That terribly awkward moment when you mean to send a message to a friend but you send it your dad on accident and that message called your dad a jackass.
peetamellaark:
she wears high heels
i wear sneakers
she’s cheer captain
and i read homoerotic fanfiction about fictional couples
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mishawinsexster:
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY
CALM THE FUCK DOWN AFTER AN EPISODE OF SUPERNATURAL
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My dad’s a control freak.
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Going on tumblr at stupid hours in the morning....
themisfitsanddreamers:
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